One thing this country has always enjoyed is a good drink. Whether it was rum on the Atlantic, bourbon at the races or that Bloody Mary at Sunday Brunch, alcohol is the American Drink.

A good drink evokes a sense of space, reminds you of a place and time. The best are iconic to a location and timeless — the cool urbanity of a whisky, vermouth and brandied cherries or the gentility of bourbon, mint and chilled silver.

New Orleans is a town that is equally steeped in liquor and history and no drink serves its home like a Sazerac. The Hurricane services addled tourists just fine even though they’ll stow and forget those souvenir glasses before their flight delivers them home. The Sazerac endures, rises above the crowd and the noise with a quiet nobility.

Though I claim North Carolina when people ask, the truth actually starts much deeper south. My earliest memories are datelined with Gulfport, Mobile and Houston, fed by shrimp, crab and oysters, hot slow summers punctuated by thunderstorms and the occasional hurricane. I first met Bourbon Street on my dad’s shoulders on my fifth birthday but mostly remember the zoo.

New Orleans is a mutt of a town, proud of its varied history and neglected by its more boastful siblings. It’s a study in contrast, wealth and poverty, simpleness and complexity, pride and neglect, sweet and savory. An expertly crafted Sazerac evokes all of these, first improvised out of the cultural gumbo that is the Big Easy.

The ingredients belie this — American Rye whisky, Peychaud’s bitters born in the Caribbean, a lump of sugar, a hint of French absinthe and a cut of lemon peel. Stirred with ice to temper the whisky but strained not to water it down, the chilled glass condensing the humid night. I almost never make them myself as it’s rare I ever have all of the ingredients on hand.

Don’t be embarrassed to put on some Louis Armstrong, Sidney Bechet or Dixieland Jazz Band to strike the proper tone. Personally, I’ve never much cottoned to Zydeco, but it’ll do in a pinch.

Fill an old fashioned glass with ice and set to the side.

In a tall glass or shaker, drop in the sugar lump and add three dashes of Peychaud’s bitters. Don’t substitute Angostura bitters here, Monsieur Peychaud invented the cocktail, you owe the old creole apothecary the dignity of mixing it correctly.

Muddle to break up the sugar, then add one and a half ounces of rye whisky, not bourbon, which lacks the spice of rye.

Fill the shaker with ice then stir, don’t shake, for twenty seconds.

Discard the ice from the old fashioned glass, add just a sip of absinthe and roll the glass at a 38 degree angle to coat the inside. Toss any lingering absinthe.

Strain the whisky into the old fashioned glass, twist the lemon peel over the top to release some of its oils then run it along the rim of the glass. Throw out the lemon peel, it only gets in the way.

[EDITOR’S NOTE]: As some of you know, our special guest, @jimray announced his engagement to @phillygirl last Friday. So, from everyone here at American Drink: Congratulations, Sadie and Jim!

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Scientist recently found a link between fructose and cancer. It’s early yet and much more research is needed, but one thing is clear: I like boobs.

All kinds of boobs. Big ones, small ones, high ones, low ones, soft ones, firm ones, but most of all, I like natural ones. When you look into the eyes of a natural pair of breasts, there’s an honesty, a humility if you will, that fake tits lack.

Go to any high-end grocery store at 2 in the afternoon and watch the parade of trophy wives. Their never sweated-in, velour tracksuits, or racksuits, can barely contain the specular highlights of breasts that look like they were constructed by Dreamworks Studios. These ladies of the afternoon meander through the aisles, stopping to study labels or strain for top shelf items… Just. Out. Of. Reach.

Hey, eyes up here, buddy!

Pre-made drink mixers are the fake tits of mixology. In the U.S., Rose’s Sweetened Lime Juice lists lime juice concentrate third after water and high fructose corn syrup (HFCS). The words “lemon” or “lime” don’t make the cut in [popular brand] whiskey sour mix, and what fruit or berry does Hpnotiq blue come from? Believe it or not folks, there’s no such thing as an Alizé berry. BEWBZ

Implants aren’t all bad. Just the ones that come with the Desperate Housewives Starter Kit. Same with mixers especially if you’re a 19th century British sailor1, or work a busy bar. Most places, beer-n-shot bars and chain resturaunts especially, have the same neon drank found where the Plastics shop… just out of reach. It’s false authenticity much like product placement2.

The better places make their own in advance, sometimes daily. The problem though, is that the sweetness or sour…ness(?) of the drink is predetermined, so fuck you, enjoy.

The best places make your cocktail to order, relying on ratios, expertise and the customer’s preferences much like you do (or can!) at home.

Besides the fake ingredients and make believe colors, you can’t find a bottle of mixer smaller than about 24 ounces. Which means, you will have to find space in your fridge. Space better used for Chinese delivery, condiments and fancy cheese.

She’s fresh! (fresh)

Fresh ingredients, a citrus juicer and simple syrup made with real live sugar are all you need to make most cocktails. Buy three or four lemons, limes or a quarter pound of fresh berries and you won’t have to worry about storing nuclear waste. If you’re lucky enough to live in sunnier climes, plant a citrus tree and grab a handful of nature whenever you’re ready to make a drink.

It’s cheaper, takes up less space and the flavors cannot be substituted. You know that sour mix taking up space in the fridge? Throw it out. Not to be one of those assholes but please get rid of that stuff. It’s full of crap.

Sour Mix

2 parts fresh lemon juice
1 parts fresh lime juice
1 to 2 parts simple syrup (1:1 or 2:1 sugar dissolved in water) to taste

Too easy.

If you’re looking for something more complicated, check out Darcy S. O’Neil’s Art of Drink. He’s a former chemist and current bartender and presents a complex recipe that includes maltodextrin which helps smooth it out a little. Seriously. Maltodextrin, beeyotch.

You could also use egg white. It sounds fucked up but it does almost the same thing, plus makes your drink smooth and frothy. Wanna try it out? You should try it out.

Whiskey Sour

1 1/2 oz bourbon
3/4 oz. lemon juice
3/4 - 1 oz Simple syrup (to taste)
Egg white-small egg (optional)

Put everything in a shaker without ice and shake for 30 seconds (that’s a dry shake!) Add lots of ice to the shaker and shake 10-20 seconds or until cold. Strain over ice. Garnish with a cherry.

Play with this recipe a little bit. Not sour enough? Add an additional 1/4 oz. of lemon juice. Too sweet? Cut down on the syrup. Not enough booze? Add a 1/2 oz. of octane. Don’t worry about the egg, wimpy. The alcohol and the dry shake takes away the danger.

Skip the mixers on aisle five and head straight over to the fresh berries, limes, lemons, oranges, melons and…hang on, I need a sec… Besides, we all know the real action is in the produce section.


  1. 140 years ago, the Brits required all Royal Navy and Merchant Navy ships to provide a daily ration of lime to prevent scurvy. Rose’s lime juice became so ubiquitous on British ships that the sailors were called “limey.” 

  2. Buy Doritos Late Night, Last Call Jalepeño Popper flavor tortilla chips at Amazon!! Actually, don’t. 

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“You can’t be a man. Don’t even try. Be a woman. It’s powerful business when done correctly.”— Bobbie Barrett to Peggy Olson, Mad Men season 2, “The New Girl”

This drink is an adaptation of a party punch from a 1968 collection of dessert recipes1 published by Favorite Recipes of America. The original, “Apple Blossom Punch,” was submitted by one “Mrs. John R. Murphy, Home Economics Teacher, Point Loma, Calif.”

My version has been liberated from the punch bowl. It tastes sweet and looks pretty, but it’ll hit you when you’re not looking.

1 oz. sparking apple cider
3 to 4 oz. ginger beer2
2 ½ oz. light rum
½ oz. hot-process grenadine
juice of one lime

Shake the rum, grenadine and lime juice and strain into a tall glass of ice. Add the cider. Top off with ginger beer. Stir.


  1. “Favorite Recipes of America: Desserts” is no longer in print, but you can find it used. Most of the drink recipes are pretty awful, but the apple pie with crumble topping? Oh my.

  2. Mrs. Murphy probably used Canada Dry, but you have better options. Fever Tree ginger beer is clean and subtle with dainty little bubbles, and it plays nice with the other ingredients.

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While we’re on the subject of summertime drinks (in my case, probably until mid-November) here’s a little number that pairs equally well with both barbecue grill and black tie: the Twenty-One.

I adapted this from a recipe at my local pirate-themed oyster and artisan cocktail bar, The Cove. And by adapted, I mean stole. Yes, even I know better than to jack around with perfection. If only I’d practiced the same restraint with my last effort, the disastrous Frozen Scotcharita with Percocet.


I’m not sure what genius cooked it up, but properly made, the Twenty-One does a masterful job of balancing the refreshing snap of a gin & tonic with the sweet, heady, fruit-and-vegetal depth of a traditional English Pimm’s Cup. Tally-ho and pass the tater salad.

Twenty-One
- 2 oz gin
- ¾ oz Pimm’s No. 1
- 1 oz fresh-squeezed lemon juice
- ¾ oz simple syrup
- cucumber slice

Combine first four ingredients (as always, adjust the syrup:lemon ratio to taste) in a cocktail shaker. Add a big scoop of ice, give it a dozen good shakes, and strain into a chilled rocks glass. Slide in the cucumber.

Optional: Grow muttonchops and refer to everything as “Striking!” Play croquet and care about Wimbledon.

A Note About Gin
Any quality gin’ll do, but Hendrick’s is especially rad here, as it’s made with cucumber and backs the aromatic fresh cuke beautifully. If you’re worried about the price tag, I dig. That’s why I stock a honking-ass bottle of Bombay at all times. Flavor-wise, after a few of these, you could switch to Ronsonol1 and not notice.

Other Notes About Gin
The great thing about gins is they’re all different, so you can choose a favorite to suit your taste. For about half the price of Bombay, American gin New Amsterdam (Modesto, CA) has gotten all kinds of play in the shops I frequent. I found it kinda alcoholly, but in a drink like the Twenty-One, it won’t disappoint.

Think of gin as the Yo La Tengo of base liquors. If you don’t like the album you’re listening to, don’t write off the band. There’s still a good chance something will click with you eventually. Just avoid the Gilbey’s and anything in a plastic jug. I speak from harrowing experience.

More on that another time. Go enjoy your drink, Guv’nah Boozehamptonshire.


  1. 1 — American Drink does not endorse the consumption of Ronsonol lighter fluid. Yet. Call us. 

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Yes, Canadian whiskey counts as whiskey. It’s a blended whiskey made with lots of lovely rye. Unlike many of the U.S. straight rye whiskeys, Canadian whiskey is aged for at least three years which smooths out the hardness. Like most things Canadian, it’s polite.

American Prohibition provided great economic stimulus for neighboring Canadian provinces which repealed their own Prohibition laws in order to meet vigorous demand from the States. Bootleggers and rum runners smuggled Canadian spirits into the U.S. by the metric shitload.

Not much is written about The New Yorker. Too bad because it’s a great drink. I suspect it has more to do with one of its ingredients—grenadine— than lack of interest. Grenadine is more closely associated with Shirley Temples and girly drinks than classic cocktails. Fresh grenadine is the key1.

The New Yorker


1 1/2 oz. Canadian Whiskey
1 oz. Lemon juice
1/2 oz. hot-process Grenadine

Pour all the ingredients into an old fashioned glass and stir. Add ice and garnish with a lemon peel.

That’s it. Quick, easy and surprisingly refreshing. For a tasty variation, take two to three half-inch chunks of rhubarb and muddle it with the grenadine until pulpy. Add the lemon juice and whiskey then strain into an ice filled old fashioned glass.

Next time you’re in Tacoma, Wash. stop by 1022 South, a craft bar with drinks that rival any big name bar. They have a Hilltop New Yorker on the menu sans grenadine with a red wine float. It’s served up in a chilled martini glass and there’s a couple other things going on in the drink which I haven’t been able to replicate at home. That’s fine, I’d rather have one there.


  1. Remember, throw that store bought bullshit away and make it fresh. It’s so easy. Plus it’s versitile

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So, yeah, speaking of store-bought flavored vodkas…

OK, I’ll admit it. There was a time when my freezer was stocked with a variety of damned stuff.

Go on, go on. Have your laugh. I can take it.

It would be easy to blame my wife, but like some horrifying Island of Doctor Moreau-esque cross between a frat boy and a cougar, I used to do shots. I was young. Mistakes were made (oh, boy, were they). I’ve put that part of my life behind me.

Eventually I learned — in Mexico, of all places — that if the alcohol you bought was good instead of rotgut or flavored like candy, you could sip it straight.

Whaaaat?! You mean not just shoot it right past your tongue in an effort to get it into your bloodstream as fast as possible? You could have knocked me over with a feather (because even though I was now sipping the liquor I was still fairly drunk).

That bit of education mostly ended my drinking of straight vodkas. My tongue, when finally asked what it wanted in a straight liquor, said it preferred anejo tequila and single malt scotch. We had a good chat, my tongue and I. Turns out we like many of the same movies and my tongue said that sometimes it just likes to feel appreciated. We both cried a little.

The one straight vodka my tongue and I both still like on occasion, though, is horseradish-infused vodka. I was introduced to this at a Christmas party years ago. The hostess handed me a glass of the stuff, advertising it by saying her mother took a shot of it every morning to get her system going. I can see how it would do that.


Horseradish-Infused Vodka


3-inch piece of horseradish root
1 bottle of potato-based vodka

Peel the horseradish and cut it into 1/8 to 1/4-inch slices. Pour the vodka into a container, add the horseradish, cover and let sit for a week (less for a lighter infusion, more for nighttime cold relief). Then strain to remove the horseradish.

It makes terrific Bloody Marys of course, but it’s also a kick in the pants straight. Apart from zinging your tongue, horseradish really gets into your sinuses. Like anything flavored, I find a little goes a long way but if a little bit of this stuff wakes up old ladies in the morning, it should be good enough to get you going.

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A brief conversation with bar manager Lam Chu of fancy-pants Seattle restaurant Wild Ginger about their ginger-infused vodka martinis:

AD: This is … wow. Smelling this stuff is like snorting fire. How do you make it?

LC: We take young ginger and slice it up and place it into the bottle along with the vodka, and then we store it in our cellar for 90 days1.

AD: Why do you take the time to do that instead of buying pre-flavored vodkas?

LC: So we have control of what the product tastes like. Not every flavored vodka is something that we totally enjoy.

AD: Is that a diplomatic way of saying that store-bought flavored vodkas are crap?

LC: That’s more of a thing for the guests to decide2.


  1. If you’re trying this at home, strain the vodka when you’re done infusing it. Garnish with a slice of fresh ginger, and serve it really, really cold. … No, colder. … Colder, dammit. … Yeah, that’s right. 

  2. By now you know how we feel about store-bought flavored vodkas, but it’s worth repeating. Personal peeve: fake citrus. If you’re thinking about buying a lemon-flavored anything, you’d be better off dumping a shot of Lysol in your drink. 

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“Does this already have a name? If not I call it a Tom Yum Collins.”Doreen, here

I’m not ashamed to say I married up, ladies, especially when it comes to taste in liquor. 

Before I met Albert, it was all virgin cocktails (shame!), critter wines and the occasional shot of Stoli. Then a fateful weekend two years ago reminded me I married right: a whirlwind tour of Portland, Ore. on our fifth wedding anniversary that basically centered on cocktails, largely at his urging. I grew up across the river in Vancouver, Wash. and knew about Portland’s famed microbrews. Big deal — we had Lucky Lager Brewery in downtown Vancouver anyway, snobs!  

What I didn’t know was that P-town had developed quite the cocktail culture. And on that anniversary weekend, with temperatures soaring near 100 degrees, we took a magic carpet ride through some of the strangest concoctions. Lavender sugars, jalapenos, Serrano chilies, cucumbers, cracked black pepper, honey, garden herbs — it was like my fantasy condiments stand, only they were in drinks.

After we returned home to Tacoma, Wash., I couldn’t get one particular bad girl out of my mind: a simple martini from a Cajun restaurant featuring honey-pepper infused vodka. La la la la la — oh, hello pretty clouds. Great liquid.

I hit the liquor stores and cleaned them out of every bottle of Ukrainian Nemiroff honey-pepper vodka in the county. And, then, during an uncharacteristically creative evening of drinking and pouring, I experimented with a basic Tom Collins, subbing gin with the Nemiroff, and came up with my new favorite summertime drink, inspired by my favorite cuisine, Thai. If you hate sweet but love the pucker of sour and salt, this one’s for you.

Tom Yum Collins


Salt-rimmed glass
Palm full of cilantro leaves
Juice of 1 fresh-squeezed lemon (about 1 oz.)
½ ounce Triple sec
½ ounce agave or simple syrup
2 ounces honey pepper vodka (or plain vodka or gin in a pinch)
club soda

Salt the rim of a Collins glass by rubbing a cut piece of lemon around the lip, then dip into bar salt. Add a few cilantro leaves and ice.

In a shaker, muddle cilantro and lemon juice. Add triple sec, agave and vodka (or gin) and ice. Shake like mad for 10-15 seconds, then strain into the salt-rimmed Collins glass. Splash with soda as desired. Stir. Serves 1 very happy person.

Note: If you can’t find honey-pepper infused vodka, muddle red pepper flakes with the cilantro and lemon juice.

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Previously, on American Drink

*Special! If you’re the kind of person who likes ratios, and who isn’t, here’s a solid starter: 6:4:3

6 = 1.5 oz liquor
4 = 1 oz simple syrup
3 = ¾ oz lemon or lime juice

You just made the base for like eleventy-million drinks. As always, adjust to taste. I prefer to reverse the last two ratios for a more tart drink. That’s right. I’m a 6:3:4er. In your face, Drink Nazis!

—JT Dobbs (@sloganeerist)

“Eleventy-million” people. It’s a big number but JT’s right, give or take. The other day, I posted a recipe for simple grenadine. Other than coloring your drinks or making fancy looking floats to impress Your Mom™, use grenadine as your sweetener.

If you made cold process grenadine the ratio holds. The hot process grenadine’s potency is a bit too sweet so drop down to 6:3:4 or even 3:1:21. Me? I’m more of an 8:3:4’er. This is the real benefit to making your own drinks. Hell, to be completely honest sometimes I’m a 1.


Grenadine and You


2 oz. Booze
½ oz. Hot Process Grenadine
1 oz. Fresh lemon juice

Shake or stir and serve over ice.

New Yorker

Generically speaking, when you use Canadian whiskey this drink is called a New Yorker. Go figure. Use absinthe and you get either a Gargoyle or Spring Fairy, depending on whose marketing you’re reading. Substitute lime juice for the lemon, use Tequila and you’re dancing with an Amarita Chica. Use vodka and it’s stupidly called a Pomtini by the people that brought you “2K” as in, 2K3 or Y2K. Use gin and who cares what it’s called. I don’t really like gin (more on this later.) Rum and lime juice? That’s a simple Mai Tai or Rum Cocktail. Top that with soda it becomes a Planter’s Punch. Add a little gin to that— BOOM!— it’s a Johnny Weissmuller because back then, people just liked to drink and had fun with it. Like you, YAY!

The important thing here is that you use real grenadine and experiment. Eleventy-million is a big number.

Oh, look at that… it’s the weekend.


  1. Algebra, bitches! 

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I think we can all agree that tropical fruit juice is a very good thing. Likewise, rum. So why does the combination of the two so often go horribly, embarrassingly wrong?

I’m not saying the frozen piña colada doesn’t have its place. It belongs on the dessert menu at an all-inclusive beach resort. It belongs in the rented slushy machine at a retirement home pool party. It just doesn’t belong at your neighborhood bar.

That said, it is entirely possible for a tropical drink to transcend its umbrella status and achieve something pretty close to respectability.

If there’s any place you’d expect to find such a drink, it’s the bar at the venerable Mauna Kea Beach Hotel in Hawaii. The hotel was founded by Laurence S. Rockefeller in 1965, and it looks like a sixties millionaire’s notion of Hawaiian opulence—somehow classy and tacky at the same time. The elegant lobby is decorated with Hawaiian antiquities. The bar has wall coverings made of nautical rope. Its wealthy patrons display a fondness for hibiscus-print clothing.

Jay the bartender is the Mauna Kea personified: he’s been around a while and he really knows his booze, but he doesn’t shy away from the blender. He grimaces when customers order a Blue Hawaiian. When they ask about an island vodka whose gimmick is that it’s made with deep-sea water, he says, “Honestly? It’s shite.” But if you ask him for a tropical drink that won’t make your fillings tingle, he is more than happy to accommodate the request.

His tip for those in pursuit of tropical flavors without the shame: salvation through whiskey.

When I was there last month, Jay made me a drink called the Frederico, named after a former guest. It’s a blended (yes, blended—get over it) mix of fresh juices (guava, passionfruit, pineapple, orange), añejo rum, and his secret ingredient: a shot of Jack Daniel’s.

To be fair, the fresh juice alone put this cocktail in an entirely different class than what passes for tropical on the mainland. But the whiskey was key. It balanced the fruitiness and gave the drink some depth. It eliminated the feeling that I should be wearing a muumuu and apologizing for my order. It didn’t taste like something my kid might like. It tasted like a real drink, plus sunshine.

According to Jay, the problem with tropical drinks isn’t the umbrella or the blender, it’s that juice and rum are just too sweet to stand alone. I’ve since tried the trick at home, and it stands up every time.

To review: Umbrella drink = bad. Umbrella drink + whiskey = good. It’s really that simple.

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