One thing this country has always enjoyed is a good drink. Whether it was rum on the Atlantic, bourbon at the races or that Bloody Mary at Sunday Brunch, alcohol is the American Drink.

At the end of a busy school day, kids need some love from a relaxed, supportive parent. At the end of a busy work day, some of us need a little help to become that parent. Here’s what to do when the closest mixer is a juice box.

Playground Vacation

1 box tropical fruit juice
2 oz. rum
squeeze of lime

Pour ingredients into a sports water bottle packed with ice. Shove bottle in diaper bag; will self-shake en route to playdate.

Mommy Needs a Minute1

1 box apple juice
2 oz. bourbon
dash Angosturra bitters

Build over ice. Stir gently with a pen, crayon, finger or any other stick-shaped object. Garnish with tears.

Sippy’s Surprise

half-full sippy cup (contents unimportant)
2 oz. liquor (type unimportant)

Take whatever liquid your kid refused to drink. Add booze and ice. Replace lid. Keep out of reach of children.

Emergency Mimosa

Citrus flavored drink mix
Vodka
Any carbonated beverage

Recommended only under the most serious circumstances. This is a terrible drink.

Goldfish Corpse Reviver

1 oz. gin
1/2 oz. Lillet Blanc
1/2 oz. Cointreau
1/2 oz. lemon juice
splash of absinthe
small bowl of fish-shaped crackers

Scoop your child’s dead goldfish out of fishbowl and flush discreetly. Shake gin, Lillet, Cointreau, lemon juice and absinthe with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Give cracker bowl to child while explaining, “While you were at school, Goldie turned into a delicious snack for us to enjoy!” Drink cocktail.

Pee-Wee’s Playhouse

1 box pink lemonade
2 oz. tequila
1/2 oz. grenadine
squeeze of lime

Fill highball glass with ice. Add lemonade, tequila, grenadine, lime to taste. Stir with crazy straw.


  1. h/t to our friends at You Look Nice Today 

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It’s National Vodka Day, apparently. If there’s anything to celebrate about a spirit that aspires to have no taste, it’s its willingness to soak up the flavors of whatever you toss into the bottle. 

My favorite way to enjoy a bottle of vodka: Turn it into gin.

I call this “cheater gin” out of respect for the craft distillers who start with some produce and a still. Legally, however, gin can be made “by mixing neutral spirits, with or over juniper berries and other aromatics.” So call it whatever you like. 

You can buy your juniper berries online or pick some ripe ones from a shrub (look for blue-black berries with no bug holes; the green ones taste like paint thinner). Add herbs, spices, citrus peels, cucumbers, flower petals or whatever else you’re into, and let the vodka do its work. 

Ian Knauer’s Kitchen Gin is a solid starter recipe, but the juniper tends to hide behind the other botanicals. If you like a stronger gin flavor, add the spices first, strain them out, and let the juniper enjoy a long, solo soak. Taste it every day because that’s the sort of sacrifice you’re willing to make for your art. Two to ten days later, it will be cocktail ready. 

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It’s National Vodka Day, apparently. If there’s anything to celebrate about a spirit that aspires to have no taste, it’s its willingness to soak up the flavors of whatever you toss into the bottle. 
My favorite way to enjoy a bottle of vodka: Turn it into gin.
I call this “cheater gin” out of respect for the craft distillers who start with some produce and a still. Legally, however, gin can be made “by mixing neutral spirits, with or over juniper berries and other aromatics.” So call it whatever you like. 
You can buy your juniper berries online or pick some ripe ones from a shrub (look for blue-black berries with no bug holes; the green ones taste like paint thinner). Add herbs, spices, citrus peels, cucumbers, flower petals or whatever else you’re into, and let the vodka do its work. 
Ian Knauer’s Kitchen Gin is a solid starter recipe, but the juniper tends to hide behind the other botanicals. If you like a stronger gin flavor, add the spices first, strain them out, and let the juniper enjoy a long, solo soak. Taste it every day because that’s the sort of sacrifice you’re willing to make for your art. Two to ten days later, it will be cocktail ready. 

Imagine if America’s bars had nothing but Bud on tap, and restaurants only poured Gallo. Or if you had to ignore your hankering for carne asada and onions on a fresh tortilla because the only taco allowed this side of the border was Taco Bell.

Scary and un-American, right? But that’s pretty much been this country’s liquor situation for decades.

The U.S. booze industry is dominated almost entirely by corporate behemoths—Diageo, Brown-Forman and a handful of others account for 99% of domestic liquor sales. When the American Distilling Institute started counting craft distilleries in 2003, there were only 65 in the entire nation.

Why so few? For starters, budding booze makers can’t practice their craft at home. Unless you live in a few enlightened states, it’s illegal to make even small amounts of moonshine in the comfort of your own kitchen.1

Also, most states don’t allow direct sales of craft liquor to the public2, and they require outrageously expensive bonds to operate a commercial still.

For all of those reasons, it warmed my cockles to see this Made By Hand documentary about Breuckelen Distilling Company3, Brooklyn’s first gin distiller since Prohibition.

“Now is the easiest time since Prohibition, basically, to start a small distillery,” Breuckelen owner Brad Eastabrooke says in the film. He opened the gin distillery in July after a year and a half of planning, building and convincing people to take him seriously.

That Breuckelen exists is a sign of progress for craft distillers. New York recently introduced small distiller licenses that cost just a few hundred dollars a year (standard licenses cost more than $20K). Other states have also lowered their fees in recent years, and the federal government has reduced paperwork to speed up permit processing times.

In its latest count, the American Distilling Institute logged 340 craft distilleries, with 3 or 4 more opening each month.4

ADI’s Bill Owens, who teaches whiskey distilling workshops in Petaluma, Calif., says the recent boom is an offshoot of the agritourism movement. “We’re just part of that renaissance that’s happening. There’s a growing awareness that you can have a viable business on a farm using value-added products like cherries, wheat and rye.”5

Breweries and wineries are also getting into the game, distilling their fermented grains and grapes to make whiskeys and brandies.

Predictably, plenty of impostors have entered the marketplace as well, bottling and relabeling someone else’s cheap, commercial booze and selling it at a markup. But the phonies are easy to spot, says Owens: “Go to their website and if you don’t see a still immediately, don’t buy their product.”

If you’re thinking of giving distilling a try, don’t be discouraged by the legal hurdles. ADI is one of many groups that now offer courses for beginners (Google “distilling workshops”). Also, the rumors about danger are overblown. Spend a few minutes on the Safety page at homedistiller.org to learn how to keep your eyesight and your eyebrows intact.

I am living proof that any idiot can distill with some success. This past year, I spent 7 months in New Zealand, one of the few places in the world where it’s legal to home distill. I bought a tiny still made a few batches of “cheater gin” (more on that later). It tasted great, and it blinded no one.

If you’d rather leave the distilling to the pros but you’d like to buy and drink more boutique booze, now is a good time to get political. ADI and the Distilled Spirits Council of the United States would love to tell you how.


  1. That said, you don’t hear much about hooch busts these days. Law enforcement shifted its priorities to drugs a few decades ago—cops are looking for meth labs, not pot stills. 

  2. Massachusetts, Missouri, Virginia are the exceptions. If SB 1068 passes in California, one more will join the list. 

  3. You can buy the gin and other handmade goods at http://thisismadebyhand.com/shoppe/ 

  4. For comparison: the Brewers Association says there are 1,753 U.S. craft breweries, 603 of which opened in 2010. 

  5. Much of this is still under the radar, so if you see something that looks like a still at your local apple farm, it can’t hurt to ask. 

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Sure, your local bartender may excel at generous pours and witty banter, but can he work around the clock, remember every cocktail he’s ever made, and store your favorite tunes in a microchip implanted in his brain?

At the pariSoma Innovation Loft in San Francisco this weekend, robotic bartenders will do the mixing. Some may even chat you up.

These electronic drink slingers are the creations of human tinkerers who have applied their science to the art of cocktails for the fourth annual BarBot event, April 1 and 2. It’s a warmup for an international robotics competition in San Mateo in mid-April.

Tickets are $10 in advance, $15 at the door. No tipping required; just watch where you spill your drink.

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Historians will tell you that the tragedy of Sir Earnest Shackleton’s failed 1909 attempt to reach the South Pole is that the team turned around just 97 miles shy of its target.

But the part of the story that reduces us to tears is that the explorers were forced to abandon their “non-essential” supplies in a makeshift Antarctic hut before they left. Among them, five crates of Mackinlay’s Scotch whisky and two cases of brandy. 

After 101 years under almost-polar ice, the stash was unearthed last year by a group of restoration workers from New Zealand. 

A few of those bottles recently journeyed home to Scotland, where they are currently being snuggled by some lucky scientist who will use a syringe to suck out a few precious drops for lab analysis and possible replication. 

Countdown to the Shackleton Cocktail trend: 10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 

(h/t jimray)

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Need a last-minute gift idea?

If you happen to have a batch of homemade limoncello, use that. If not, buy a bottle and pour some into a small glass container with a lid. Float a teaspoon of Campari on top, seal it shut and deliver with these instructions: pour a shot over ice, top with soda water. 

Now don’t you feel crafty? I feel crafty. Cheers. 

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Need a last-minute gift idea?



If you happen to have a batch of homemade limoncello, use that. If not, buy a bottle and pour some into a small glass container with a lid. Float a teaspoon of Campari on top, seal it shut and deliver with these instructions: pour a shot over ice, top with soda water. 



Now don’t you feel crafty? I feel crafty. Cheers. 

We’re a little ashamed that we haven’t covered some of the basics about building your home bar here on American Drink. So when Cary, aka Monkeyfrog, asked us via email how to decently stock her home bar, we figured our long-ass response would make a pretty decent Part One.

Before we get to the shopping list though, here’s an appeal from the heart: Please don’t spend a lot for bar tools. If your city has a restaurant supply store, and you still haven’t visited, GO. Stick a Jackson in your sock and you’ll walk out with every item here, save for glassware, plus change.

This ain’t golf or flyfishing or even cooking. More expensive equipment doesn’t mean better results. After all, you can’t drink a $12 strainer. So spend wisely on your gear and blow the savings where it’ll make a difference - in your liquor cabinet.

The Shaker
Albert McMurry – So you’ll need a good shaker. If you don’t have one, just look for a metal one that’s anywhere from 24 to 36 ounces. They usually come in three parts with the top being the strainer and the cap is the 2 oz jigger. Word of warning: Don’t prep a drink in the shaker and put the lid and the cap on thinking it will be water-tight. It won’t be for long and you and your kitchen will be covered in little bits of your delicious drink. You’ll like drinking less when you’re cleaning Tom Collins jizz off your ceiling the next day. Nobody wants that.

You also need a pint glass. Like a beer pint glass. You could also use a highball.

J.T. Dobbs – So a shaker. Yeah, what Albert said. Me, I use a Boston-style like the one I was reared on, with a plain-old pint glass. I prefer this to the 3-piece leisure pad rig which is kinda clumsy, leaky, never fits together right, and is often thinner and so doesn’t get as cold. Plus, pouring and muddling in the clear glass lets you to see what’s going on, and all that room inside means nuclear shaking power for colder, more aerated drinks.

Kim Lisagor - J.T. likes the Boston-style shaker for all the right reasons. I prefer the 3-piece shaker because the built-in strainer shaves precious seconds off my production time and because it fits better in my dainty lady hands.

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These author-inspired cocktails by San Francisco writer Jimmy Chen inspired us to mix up a few of our own: 

Turn of the Screwdriver

- vodka
- orange juice
- ghost of Henry James

Burgess’s Suffering Bastard

- rum
- orange curacao
- orgeat syrup
- lime juice
- orange juice
- pour over crushed glass while blasting Beethoven’s Ninth

Uncle Tom Collins

- Kentucky moonshine
- simple syrup
- club soda
- Variation: Twain Collins (add muddled huckleberries)

Gonzo’s Kamikaze

- vodka
- triple sec
- dash of liquid acid
- dust the rim with cocaine

Faulkner’s Really Old Fashioned

- whiskey

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These author-inspired cocktails by San Francisco writer Jimmy Chen inspired us to mix up a few of our own: 



Turn of the Screwdriver



- vodka- orange juice- ghost of Henry James



Burgess’s Suffering Bastard



- rum- orange curacao- orgeat syrup- lime juice- orange juice- pour over crushed glass while blasting Beethoven’s Ninth



Uncle Tom Collins



- Kentucky moonshine- simple syrup- club soda- Variation: Twain Collins (add muddled huckleberries)



Gonzo’s Kamikaze



- vodka- triple sec- dash of liquid acid- dust the rim with cocaine



Faulkner’s Really Old Fashioned



- whiskey

“I hate vermouth.” — you

You don’t hate vermouth. You hate the nasty, musty liquid that was vermouth when you opened it a year ago then pushed it to the back of the pantry until recently, when you dusted off the bottle to make a crappy martini with what has since become rotten vermouth.

Vermouth is wine. It lasts longer than an uncorked cabernet because it’s been fortified with a spirit, but that doesn’t mean it lasts forever. An opened bottle will keep for a month or two in the fridge (some say room temp is good enough, but keeping it cold may buy you a little extra time). Start by buying a 375 ml bottle instead of the more common 750. Then vacuum seal it if you can.

Everything in your bar has a shelf life. Liqueurs that contain dairy: toss after a year, even if they’re still sealed. Liqueurs made with sugar (triple sec, amaretto …): two years, tops. Bitters have a high alcohol content so they can last a decade or more. Same with spirits. Mixers made with high-fructose corn syrup and artificial colors: have you been paying attention at all? Toss that shit out.

Good booze is like a collectable Star Wars action figure. You have to unwrap it to play with it, but as soon as you do, it loses value. You’re not going to sell your great grandfather’s ancient Scotch-minus-a-shot on eBay, so once you’ve sipped it, you might as well keep on swigging. And when anything starts to taste not-so-fresh, thank it for the good times and move on. 

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