In the end, I bought a can each of Blue Raspberry and Watermelon because that’s what the liquor store had. While ringing up the purchase, the store owner glanced at the cans of Four Loko before stating “that’s the closest I come to selling real poison.”

Paul Kafasis (@pbones) reviews Four Loko, a flavored malt liquor energy drink, so you don’t have to. Filed under “public service reporting.”

Posted at 2:25pm.