One thing this country has always enjoyed is a good drink. Whether it was rum on the Atlantic, bourbon at the races or that Bloody Mary at Sunday Brunch, alcohol is the American Drink.

So begins the Slate’s Troy Patterson’s article on everything you wanted to know about everything you wanted to know about the Old-Fashioned. The good, the bad and the foolish.

The old-fashioned: a complete history and guide to this classic cocktail. - Slate Magazine

Perfect for your Instapaper or whatever.

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One cold morning many years ago, a grouchy old New Yorker cranked out a letter to the editor of the Times. Happens every day, I know, but listen: This was New Year’s Day in 1936, and this old timer—that’s how he signed the letter, “Old Timer”—unraveled a righteous jeremiad about the improper mixing of drinks. Writing three years after Repeal—and presumably typing through a hangover, with the hammers of an Underwood clacking at his temples—he surveyed the violence Prohibition had done to the martini, the Manhattan, and, foremost, the old-fashioned whiskey cocktail:

Plenty of you already know the ins and outs of making an Old Fashioned, but let’s start the week out with a baseline.

Who better to set this standard than Chris McMillian. McMillian is something of a legend. He’s a fourth-generation bartender who’s been making classic cocktails long before they were popular (again.) This video was shot at the Library Lounge in New Orleans but you’ll find him at at Bar Uncommon these days.

New Olreans Best Cocktails: The Old Fashioned (by keithmarszalek)

You might want to click through to see the rest of his videos.

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Happy Old Fashioned Week!

Since there’s an extra hour to either stay out or sleep it off in, the week after Daylight Savings Time is perfect for Old Fashioned Week.

Last year’s stories: Old Fashioned Week 2010

Everyday Carry

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Happy Old Fashioned Week!

Since there’s an extra hour to either stay out or sleep it off in, the week after Daylight Savings Time is perfect for Old Fashioned Week.

Last year’s stories: Old Fashioned Week 2010

Everyday Carry

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California has wine. New Orleans has bourbon. The South has the mint julep. New York—New York, I submit, has a problem.

Its problem sauntered into a trendy downtown bar in highlighted curls and lowlighted roots and an inexplicable pink tutu in 1998 and didn’t leave until 2004 and spent all six goddamn years ordering cosmopolitans.

Because before Sex and the City made it humiliating beyond the pale to be a New Yorker who likes men and order a cosmo—Sex and the City very nearly made it humiliating to be a New Yorker who likes men period—the drink enjoyed enough popularity to stick to the city like it’d been spilled there. Carrie Bradshaw and the cosmopolitan will always be a part of New York.

Then again, so will the hot garbage smell.

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Drinking Games by Malcolm Gladwell

“So we go in,” Dwight went on, “and there was a couple of little white-haired guys there. And they said, ‘You’re tanned. Where have you been?’ And I said Bolivia. And one of them said, ‘Well, can you tell me how they drink?’ ” The building was Yale’s Center of Alcohol Studies. One of the white-haired men was E. M. Jellinek, perhaps the world’s leading expert on alcoholism at the time; the other was Mark Keller, the editor of the well-regarded Quarterly Journal of Studies on Alcohol. Keller stood up and grabbed Heath by the lapels: “I don’t know anyone who has ever been to Bolivia. Tell me about it!” He invited Heath to write up his alcohol-related observations for his journal.

After the Heaths went home that day, Anna said to Dwight, “Do you realize that every weekend we were in Bolivia we went out drinking?”

Malcolm Gladwell may not apply the same academic rigor as an actual scientist. Some would say that many of his theories have all the tenacity of a bar-fact or just plain obvious. One thing he does well, though, is write the story of how an idea came to be. In Drinking Games he tells the story of Dwight Heath, a graduate student in anthropology who accidentally wrote a groundbreaking paper that showed that the abuse of alcohol is as tightly coupled to culture as it is biology—an idea that wasn’t always so obvious.

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At the end of a busy school day, kids need some love from a relaxed, supportive parent. At the end of a busy work day, some of us need a little help to become that parent. Here’s what to do when the closest mixer is a juice box.

Playground Vacation

1 box tropical fruit juice
2 oz. rum
squeeze of lime

Pour ingredients into a sports water bottle packed with ice. Shove bottle in diaper bag; will self-shake en route to playdate.

Mommy Needs a Minute1

1 box apple juice
2 oz. bourbon
dash Angosturra bitters

Build over ice. Stir gently with a pen, crayon, finger or any other stick-shaped object. Garnish with tears.

Sippy’s Surprise

half-full sippy cup (contents unimportant)
2 oz. liquor (type unimportant)

Take whatever liquid your kid refused to drink. Add booze and ice. Replace lid. Keep out of reach of children.

Emergency Mimosa

Citrus flavored drink mix
Vodka
Any carbonated beverage

Recommended only under the most serious circumstances. This is a terrible drink.

Goldfish Corpse Reviver

1 oz. gin
1/2 oz. Lillet Blanc
1/2 oz. Cointreau
1/2 oz. lemon juice
splash of absinthe
small bowl of fish-shaped crackers

Scoop your child’s dead goldfish out of fishbowl and flush discreetly. Shake gin, Lillet, Cointreau, lemon juice and absinthe with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Give cracker bowl to child while explaining, “While you were at school, Goldie turned into a delicious snack for us to enjoy!” Drink cocktail.

Pee-Wee’s Playhouse

1 box pink lemonade
2 oz. tequila
1/2 oz. grenadine
squeeze of lime

Fill highball glass with ice. Add lemonade, tequila, grenadine, lime to taste. Stir with crazy straw.


  1. h/t to our friends at You Look Nice Today 

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St. Paul’s finest.

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St. Paul’s finest.

It’s National Vodka Day, apparently. If there’s anything to celebrate about a spirit that aspires to have no taste, it’s its willingness to soak up the flavors of whatever you toss into the bottle. 

My favorite way to enjoy a bottle of vodka: Turn it into gin.

I call this “cheater gin” out of respect for the craft distillers who start with some produce and a still. Legally, however, gin can be made “by mixing neutral spirits, with or over juniper berries and other aromatics.” So call it whatever you like. 

You can buy your juniper berries online or pick some ripe ones from a shrub (look for blue-black berries with no bug holes; the green ones taste like paint thinner). Add herbs, spices, citrus peels, cucumbers, flower petals or whatever else you’re into, and let the vodka do its work. 

Ian Knauer’s Kitchen Gin is a solid starter recipe, but the juniper tends to hide behind the other botanicals. If you like a stronger gin flavor, add the spices first, strain them out, and let the juniper enjoy a long, solo soak. Taste it every day because that’s the sort of sacrifice you’re willing to make for your art. Two to ten days later, it will be cocktail ready. 

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It’s National Vodka Day, apparently. If there’s anything to celebrate about a spirit that aspires to have no taste, it’s its willingness to soak up the flavors of whatever you toss into the bottle. 
My favorite way to enjoy a bottle of vodka: Turn it into gin.
I call this “cheater gin” out of respect for the craft distillers who start with some produce and a still. Legally, however, gin can be made “by mixing neutral spirits, with or over juniper berries and other aromatics.” So call it whatever you like. 
You can buy your juniper berries online or pick some ripe ones from a shrub (look for blue-black berries with no bug holes; the green ones taste like paint thinner). Add herbs, spices, citrus peels, cucumbers, flower petals or whatever else you’re into, and let the vodka do its work. 
Ian Knauer’s Kitchen Gin is a solid starter recipe, but the juniper tends to hide behind the other botanicals. If you like a stronger gin flavor, add the spices first, strain them out, and let the juniper enjoy a long, solo soak. Taste it every day because that’s the sort of sacrifice you’re willing to make for your art. Two to ten days later, it will be cocktail ready. 

My machine converts words into cocktails. And, yes, it does work. Now I can literally taste the flavor of my words.” - morskoiboy.com, inventor of the best useless contraption in the history of D(rambuie) + R(ye) + I(solabella) + N(ewcastle) + K(ool-Aid)

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“My machine converts words into cocktails. And, yes, it does work. Now I can literally taste the flavor of my words.” - morskoiboy.com, inventor of the best useless contraption in the history of D(rambuie) + R(ye) + I(solabella) + N(ewcastle) + K(ool-Aid)

Imagine if America’s bars had nothing but Bud on tap, and restaurants only poured Gallo. Or if you had to ignore your hankering for carne asada and onions on a fresh tortilla because the only taco allowed this side of the border was Taco Bell.

Scary and un-American, right? But that’s pretty much been this country’s liquor situation for decades.

The U.S. booze industry is dominated almost entirely by corporate behemoths—Diageo, Brown-Forman and a handful of others account for 99% of domestic liquor sales. When the American Distilling Institute started counting craft distilleries in 2003, there were only 65 in the entire nation.

Why so few? For starters, budding booze makers can’t practice their craft at home. Unless you live in a few enlightened states, it’s illegal to make even small amounts of moonshine in the comfort of your own kitchen.1

Also, most states don’t allow direct sales of craft liquor to the public2, and they require outrageously expensive bonds to operate a commercial still.

For all of those reasons, it warmed my cockles to see this Made By Hand documentary about Breuckelen Distilling Company3, Brooklyn’s first gin distiller since Prohibition.

“Now is the easiest time since Prohibition, basically, to start a small distillery,” Breuckelen owner Brad Eastabrooke says in the film. He opened the gin distillery in July after a year and a half of planning, building and convincing people to take him seriously.

That Breuckelen exists is a sign of progress for craft distillers. New York recently introduced small distiller licenses that cost just a few hundred dollars a year (standard licenses cost more than $20K). Other states have also lowered their fees in recent years, and the federal government has reduced paperwork to speed up permit processing times.

In its latest count, the American Distilling Institute logged 340 craft distilleries, with 3 or 4 more opening each month.4

ADI’s Bill Owens, who teaches whiskey distilling workshops in Petaluma, Calif., says the recent boom is an offshoot of the agritourism movement. “We’re just part of that renaissance that’s happening. There’s a growing awareness that you can have a viable business on a farm using value-added products like cherries, wheat and rye.”5

Breweries and wineries are also getting into the game, distilling their fermented grains and grapes to make whiskeys and brandies.

Predictably, plenty of impostors have entered the marketplace as well, bottling and relabeling someone else’s cheap, commercial booze and selling it at a markup. But the phonies are easy to spot, says Owens: “Go to their website and if you don’t see a still immediately, don’t buy their product.”

If you’re thinking of giving distilling a try, don’t be discouraged by the legal hurdles. ADI is one of many groups that now offer courses for beginners (Google “distilling workshops”). Also, the rumors about danger are overblown. Spend a few minutes on the Safety page at homedistiller.org to learn how to keep your eyesight and your eyebrows intact.

I am living proof that any idiot can distill with some success. This past year, I spent 7 months in New Zealand, one of the few places in the world where it’s legal to home distill. I bought a tiny still made a few batches of “cheater gin” (more on that later). It tasted great, and it blinded no one.

If you’d rather leave the distilling to the pros but you’d like to buy and drink more boutique booze, now is a good time to get political. ADI and the Distilled Spirits Council of the United States would love to tell you how.


  1. That said, you don’t hear much about hooch busts these days. Law enforcement shifted its priorities to drugs a few decades ago—cops are looking for meth labs, not pot stills. 

  2. Massachusetts, Missouri, Virginia are the exceptions. If SB 1068 passes in California, one more will join the list. 

  3. You can buy the gin and other handmade goods at http://thisismadebyhand.com/shoppe/ 

  4. For comparison: the Brewers Association says there are 1,753 U.S. craft breweries, 603 of which opened in 2010. 

  5. Much of this is still under the radar, so if you see something that looks like a still at your local apple farm, it can’t hurt to ask. 

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